Big John's Blog

And what can be said about this pic that hasnt already been said about Afghanistan?

And todays most extremely disturbing pic. I dont even want to try to understand why some kid gouged this into a desk.

Folks,

Sorry I havent blogged in a while. Its not that I havent had anything to say or done anything interesting, its just that the japanese government is conspiring against me.

First, they have blocked my blog editing page at work. Is someone at the Hikone Board of Education looking into history on the computer at school and deterimining if I am spending my time properly at work? The answer is plainly yes. Now that they also blocked xanga, i can check every hour to see if doug has updated his blog, my life has a huge hole in it, its a real feeling of emptiness. I cant check mine now as well, bollocks, i say! If they take away espn.com, Im gonna have to quit and come back to the states.

Second, the assholes at Yahoo BB, my internet provider, havent been able to get their heads out of their asses and fix my service for, oh, the last six months so I am canceling. So I will be without internet for a while. Fucking douchebags. Its so like me to put up with shitty service for six months.

The third piece of evidence has to do with my hate for natto. Japanese natto. Natto is probably the most disgusting food ever created. They should put it on Fear Factor alongside the buffalo testicles to see if people will eat it. It basically consists of soybeans (fine by me) that are fermented in god-knows-what for god knows how long. What you get it this brown substance that looks likes beans and smells and tastes like garbage that has been sitting out in the sun for a month or so. All its missing is maggots. Now, I love Japanese food but this shit is horrible. Not to mention that fact that it is really, really stringy, There is nothing in the lexicon of American food that can stand up to the stringiness of natto. But the Japanese will always swear up and and down that natto is healthy for you.

In fact, thats all you will hear when natto is anywhere in the vacinity. No more, no less. Something like, "John sensei, you should enjoy natto, its very healthy for you" (staring at my gut). So anyway, I was talking to one of my new Japanese friends about how natto is the most disgusting food on the planet. I also laid out for her the governmental conspiracy involved -- henceforth called natto-gate. I think the government has been sitting on a gigantic pile of old ass soybeans and had no idea what to do with them. So they started a Natto-is-the-most-healthy-food-on-the planet propaganda campaign. They are very capable of this and I wouldnt put it past them for one second.

What do you know, like a warning shot across my bow, the very next day, natto for lunch. Those bastards.

Anyway, Im having trouble upload pics from this computer (the fourth piece of evidence, i have yet to pin down, am I living in North Korea, or what?) so Im gonna have to figure out a way to put more up. More from me this weekend.

Folks,

Sorry I havent blogged in a while. Its not that I havent had anything to say or done anything interesting, its just that the japanese government is conspiring against me.

First, they have blocked my blog editing page at work. Is someone at the Hikone Board of Education looking into history on the computer at school and deterimining if I am spending my time properly at work? The answer is plainly yes. Now that they also blocked xanga, i can check every hour to see if doug has updated his blog, my life has a huge hole in it, its a real feeling of emptiness. I cant check mine now as well, bollocks, i say! If they take away espn.com, Im gonna have to quit and come back to the states.

Second, the assholes at Yahoo BB, my internet provider, havent been able to get their heads out of their asses and fix my service for, oh, the last six months so I am canceling. So I will be without internet for a while. Fucking douchebags. Its so like me to put up with shitty service for six months.

The third piece of evidence has to do with my hate for natto. Japanese natto. Natto is probably the most disgusting food ever created. They should put it on Fear Factor alongside the buffalo testicles to see if people will eat it. It basically consists of soybeans (fine by me) that are fermented in god-knows-what for god knows how long. What you get it this brown substance that looks likes beans and smells and tastes like garbage that has been sitting out in the sun for a month or so. All its missing is maggots. Now, I love Japanese food but this shit is horrible. Not to mention that fact that it is really, really stringy, There is nothing in the lexicon of American food that can stand up to the stringiness of natto. But the Japanese will always swear up and and down that natto is healthy for you.

In fact, thats all you will hear when natto is anywhere in the vacinity. No more, no less. Something like, "John sensei, you should enjoy natto, its very healthy for you" (staring at my gut). So anyway, I was talking to one of my new Japanese friends about how natto is the most disgusting food on the planet. I also laid out for her the governmental conspiracy involved -- henceforth called natto-gate. I think the government has been sitting on a gigantic pile of old ass soybeans and had no idea what to do with them. So they started a Natto-is-the-most-healthy-food-on-the planet propaganda campaign. They are very capable of this and I wouldnt put it past them for one second.

What do you know, like a warning shot across my bow, the very next day, natto for lunch. Those bastards.

Anyway, Im having trouble upload pics from this computer (the fourth piece of evidence, i have yet to pin down, am I living in North Korea, or what?) so Im gonna have to figure out a way to put more up. More from me this weekend.

Folks,

Sorry I havent blogged in a while. Its not that I havent had anything to say or done anything interesting, its just that the japanese government is conspiring against me.

First, they have blocked my blog editing page at work. Is someone at the Hikone Board of Education looking into history on the computer at school and deterimining if I am spending my time properly at work? The answer is plainly yes. Now that they also blocked xanga, i can check every hour to see if doug has updated his blog, my life has a huge hole in it, its a real feeling of emptiness. I cant check mine now as well, bollocks, i say! If they take away espn.com, Im gonna have to quit and come back to the states.

Second, the assholes at Yahoo BB, my internet provider, havent been able to get their heads out of their asses and fix my service for, oh, the last six months so I am canceling. So I will be without internet for a while. Fucking douchebags. Its so like me to put up with shitty service for six months.

The third piece of evidence has to do with my hate for natto. Japanese natto. Natto is probably the most disgusting food ever created. They should put it on Fear Factor alongside the buffalo testicles to see if people will eat it. It basically consists of soybeans (fine by me) that are fermented in god-knows-what for god knows how long. What you get it this brown substance that looks likes beans and smells and tastes like garbage that has been sitting out in the sun for a month or so. All its missing is maggots. Now, I love Japanese food but this shit is horrible. Not to mention that fact that it is really, really stringy, There is nothing in the lexicon of American food that can stand up to the stringiness of natto. But the Japanese will always swear up and and down that natto is healthy for you.

In fact, thats all you will hear when natto is anywhere in the vacinity. No more, no less. Something like, "John sensei, you should enjoy natto, its very healthy for you" (staring at my gut). So anyway, I was talking to one of my new Japanese friends about how natto is the most disgusting food on the planet. I also laid out for her the governmental conspiracy involved -- henceforth called natto-gate. I think the government has been sitting on a gigantic pile of old ass soybeans and had no idea what to do with them. So they started a Natto-is-the-most-healthy-food-on-the planet propaganda campaign. They are very capable of this and I wouldnt put it past them for one second.

What do you know, like a warning shot across my bow, the very next day, natto for lunch. Those bastards.

Anyway, Im having trouble upload pics from this computer (the fourth piece of evidence, i have yet to pin down, am I living in North Korea, or what?) so Im gonna have to figure out a way to put more up. More from me this weekend.

Folks,

Sorry I havent blogged in a while. Its not that I havent had anything to say or done anything interesting, its just that the japanese government is conspiring against me.

First, they have blocked my blog editing page at work. Is someone at the Hikone Board of Education looking into history on the computer at school and deterimining if I am spending my time properly at work? The answer is plainly yes. Now that they also blocked xanga, i can check every hour to see if doug has updated his blog, my life has a huge hole in it, its a real feeling of emptiness. I cant check mine now as well, bollocks, i say! If they take away espn.com, Im gonna have to quit and come back to the states.

Second, the assholes at Yahoo BB, my internet provider, havent been able to get their heads out of their asses and fix my service for, oh, the last six months so I am canceling. So I will be without internet for a while. Fucking douchebags. Its so like me to put up with shitty service for six months.

The third piece of evidence has to do with my hate for natto. Japanese natto. Natto is probably the most disgusting food ever created. They should put it on Fear Factor alongside the buffalo testicles to see if people will eat it. It basically consists of soybeans (fine by me) that are fermented in god-knows-what for god knows how long. What you get it this brown substance that looks likes beans and smells and tastes like garbage that has been sitting out in the sun for a month or so. All its missing is maggots. Now, I love Japanese food but this shit is horrible. Not to mention that fact that it is really, really stringy, There is nothing in the lexicon of American food that can stand up to the stringiness of natto. But the Japanese will always swear up and and down that natto is healthy for you.

In fact, thats all you will hear when natto is anywhere in the vacinity. No more, no less. Something like, "John sensei, you should enjoy natto, its very healthy for you" (staring at my gut). So anyway, I was talking to one of my new Japanese friends about how natto is the most disgusting food on the planet. I also laid out for her the governmental conspiracy involved -- henceforth called natto-gate. I think the government has been sitting on a gigantic pile of old ass soybeans and had no idea what to do with them. So they started a Natto-is-the-most-healthy-food-on-the planet propaganda campaign. They are very capable of this and I wouldnt put it past them for one second.

What do you know, like a warning shot across my bow, the very next day, natto for lunch. Those bastards.

Anyway, Im having trouble upload pics from this computer (the fourth piece of evidence, i have yet to pin down, am I living in North Korea, or what?) so Im gonna have to figure out a way to put more up. More from me this weekend.